Enjoy a quiet stroll by the seaside. Bring your computer and log onto Facebook. Tie brick around computer. Drop computer into sea. Take an art class. Build a sculpture of Mel Gibson out of bacon. Congratulate it on its Oscar nod before hoisting it over fence at local dog park.
Put a quarter in a brightly colored jar every time someone mentions 1984. At end of day treat self to new boat.
Attend a cheese-making workshop. Make lots of cheese. Throw cheese at television.